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February | 2012 | The Clapper Bored

Browsing all posts from February, 2012.

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Chronicle

Chronicle
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Words by John Hewitt Every one of us has at some point considered what life would be like if we had superpowers. Some of us say we would fight crime, others say they would be criminals (personally, I’d just like to teleport so I don’t [...]

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I’m So Excited!

I’m So Excited!

A new image from the upcoming, inevitably awesome, blockbuster Battleship has been released, featuring everyone’s favourite serious actress, Rihanna. Apparently I got sent this because she’s performing at the Brits. Not sure why that makes it news but I’ll play ball. Here the picture you’ve [...]

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Marley

Marley

The first trailer for Kevin Macdonald’s new documentary Marley was released today. Other than my immediate disappointment that this is not the long awaited solo spin-off to Marley and Me, this looks pretty decent.

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The Muppets

The Muppets
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There has been such a collective fangasm about the new Muppets movie that Twitter has basically been an intolerable pantheon of 140 character fawnings for the past six months. That all pretty much dried up with the US release and their superb marketing campaign’s decision [...]

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The River

The River
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Words by Lewis Fox Remember when “Found Footage” was a genuinely interesting notion? It’s origins date back to 1980, though it really sent tongues wagging in the 90′s with the excellent Blair Witch Project, the way the film makers utilised the increasingly important internet to [...]

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The Woman in Black

The Woman in Black
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During the final scene of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part Two) there was a great deal of sniggering as prosthetically aged Daniel Radcliffe offered some sage wisdom to his young son. Skip forward six months and the prosthetics can go fuck themselves as [...]