Browsing all posts from March, 2012.

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Silent House

Silent House
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Elizabeth Olsen is so hot right now. Her turn in Martha Marcy May Marlene was revelatory, displaying superior talents to her more famous sisters. Coming up is a starring role in Josh Radnor’s Liberal Arts; a twee comedy that got rave reviews at Sundance. In [...]

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The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists!

The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists!
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Aardman hold a well established position in the UK film industry as the premier animation studios. Their Wallace and Gromit films are a thing of childlike beauty and are revered by adults in a way that is not entirely healthy. So it wasn’t that much [...]

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How to watch ‘The Cabin in the Woods’…

How to watch ‘The Cabin in the Woods’…

I made this little video for the benefit of people who are planning on seeing The Cabin in the Woods So, yeah, basically, don’t read the review that I’m about to write.

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A Childish Imagining of what I’d do if I were in The Hunger Games Arena

A Childish Imagining of what I’d do if I were in The Hunger Games Arena

Ok, in my head I’m from District 4. Let’s say it’s the fishing district, I don’t know, I’ve only seen the movie. After getting patted down by my respective Lenny Kravitz, I ascend in my weird tube thing into the arena. So, everyone’s standing there, [...]

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The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games
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There have been a host of teen fantasy franchises in recent years. Some, like Harry Potter and Twilight, have flown, whilst others, like Eragon and Percy Jackson, have sunk to the bottom of the metaphorical ocean, never to be seen again. Thankfully, for fans of [...]

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Act of Valor

Act of Valor
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Words by Jeff Galasso It would be tempting to label Act of Valour (or Valor, as the Yanks would say) as Call of Duty: Modern Cinema, and while there is no denying that this film has almost certainly been green-lit of the back of the success such [...]