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March | 2012 | The Clapper Bored

Browsing all posts from March, 2012.

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My Mum’s thoughts on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

My Mum’s thoughts on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

‘Latish showing and very enjoyable. Talk tomorrow xx’ Very enjoyable, eh?

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Contraband

Contraband
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Words by Jeff Galasso Contraband is Hollywood’s latest European-based remake, as Iceland’s 2008 film Reykjavik – Rotterdam has been America-fied for English-speaking audiences.  Directed by the original version’s star, Baltasar Kormákur, Contraband stars Mark Walhberg as a reformed smuggler forced to rejoin his funky bunch of accomplices to pull off an [...]

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The Return of the Big Tasty

The Return of the Big Tasty

By far the best news of the last week has been TMZ reporting that Jonathan Daniel Brown, the fat kid from Project X, is, in fact, an out and out porn star. Yup. The (supposed) high school kid that we were all expected to laugh at [...]

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Project X

Project X
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This isn’t rocket science: you throw together naked high-school girls (all played by 20-something year old lingerie models), lots of alcoholic product endorsement, a pool, a house party soundtrack and lots of slow motion shots. There. Film. On the face of it (and according to [...]