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How to watch ‘The Cabin in the Woods’…

How to watch ‘The Cabin in the Woods’…

I made this little video for the benefit of people who are planning on seeing The Cabin in the Woods So, yeah, basically, don’t read the review that I’m about to write.

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A Childish Imagining of what I’d do if I were in The Hunger Games Arena

A Childish Imagining of what I’d do if I were in The Hunger Games Arena

Ok, in my head I’m from District 4. Let’s say it’s the fishing district, I don’t know, I’ve only seen the movie. After getting patted down by my respective Lenny Kravitz, I ascend in my weird tube thing into the arena. So, everyone’s standing there, [...]

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Interview with an (imaginary) John Carter

Interview with an (imaginary) John Carter

I recently had the chance to sit down with an imaginary man called John Carter and discuss his thoughts on the new movie, from Finding Nemo director Andrew Stanton, John Carter. Nick Hilton: Hi John, thanks for letting me speak to you. John Carter: Pleasure, [...]

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My Mum’s thoughts on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

My Mum’s thoughts on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

‘Latish showing and very enjoyable. Talk tomorrow xx’ Very enjoyable, eh?

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The Return of the Big Tasty

The Return of the Big Tasty

By far the best news of the last week has been TMZ reporting that Jonathan Daniel Brown, the fat kid from Project X, is, in fact, an out and out porn star. Yup. The (supposed) high school kid that we were all expected to laugh at [...]

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Trailer Review!

Trailer Review!

First up is the trailer for 21 Jump Street which I’m sure will be just as disappointing as its spiritual brother 30 Minutes or Less. That said, I reckon this trailer is pretty funny (I particularly like the ‘attorney’ gag) and the premise could just [...]