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Transformers Syndrome

Transformers Syndrome

Symptoms: Massive fist fights between insentient objects. Explosions. Women in extremely tight clothing/fetish outfits. Screenplays that have 15 page long action sequences. Characters that don’t seem to feel pain. Major cities being destroyed. Explosions. History: Transformers Syndrome was first discovered 2007 after the release of [...]

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Battleship

Battleship
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Words by Jeff Galasso. “Motherfu”-KABOOM!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!! If the above sounds like a good time, then Battleship just be the film you’re looking for.  The latest mind-boggling toy cash in from Hasbro takes the concept of the classic board game, straps it to a muthaf’n missile and shoots [...]

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I’m So Excited!

I’m So Excited!

A new image from the upcoming, inevitably awesome, blockbuster Battleship has been released, featuring everyone’s favourite serious actress, Rihanna. Apparently I got sent this because she’s performing at the Brits. Not sure why that makes it news but I’ll play ball. Here the picture you’ve [...]

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Trailer Review!

Trailer Review!

Well, here it is again. The feature you thought was gone for good. Trailer Review! First up is the new Nicholas Sparks film The Lucky One which stars Zac Efron and looks like the soppiest thing that might ever have been committed to celluloid. But… [...]