Browsing all posts tagged with terrible movies.

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Transformers Syndrome

Friday, April 27th, 2012
Transformers Syndrome

Symptoms: Massive fist fights between insentient objects. Explosions. Women in extremely tight clothing/fetish outfits. Screenplays that have 15 page long action sequences. Characters that don’t seem to feel pain. Major cities being destroyed. Explosions. History: Transformers Syndrome was first discovered 2007 after the release of [...]

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Battle: Los Angeles

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

What is the point of this movie? It’s publicity team have labelled it the ‘most realistic alien invasion movie ever’ which is a bit like calling it the slimiest bar of soap ever; it may well be true but that’s not why we went to [...]